Retro Halloween Costumes - Mania.com
02/07/2014 19:07I wanted to start this weeks column by wishing a Happy Halloween to all the Maniacs out there. It really is the best time of year. Halloween is the time for all of us that do not participate in Cosplay to dress up for the holiday. There is a common bond between all the Trick or Treaters and the Cosplayers. We dressed up in plastic costumes on Halloween night as children. The makers of these plastic sweat suits were Ben Cooper and Collegeville Costumes. They had unprecedented licensing rights to TV shows, movies, cartoons and video games. These costumes were part fantasy and part advertising. The better ones always delivered the fantasy. They populated the attic for years after their initial debut, crushed under decorations until fate decided one of two things: the trash can or the yard sale. Here is a look at some of the best, worst and what would be the worst last minute (leftover) costumes ever. Sure people always love leftovers when it comes to food but Halloween costumes, not so much. The three I have chosen are the worst leftover costumes for a child from the Eighties (and late Seventies). These costumes were all that was left when all the cool costumes were gone (see gallery). Lt. Ilia from Star Trek the Motion Picture has to be one of the worst. I am not knocking the character from Robert Wises film. However, what boy or girl would want to be a bald girl that gets turned into a probe droid? Now, video games were all the rage in the early Eighties and Asteroids was one of the biggest. This might be the oddest and lamest costume I ever seen from that era. Not an alien, but a space rock. The mask alone gives new meaning to the term crater face. Finally there is Muffy from the original Battlestar Galactica . Would you want to crawl around all night and bark? No. The following are picks for the worst costumes. In actuality they arent even costumes. They are a cheap advertising ploy for toys or a movie in which they are from. After all, it is the kids who will be looking at these costumes. Some ad executives must have come up with this brilliant advertising idea. For this Maniac it cheapens not only Halloween but the characters and shows that they represent. Pictures speak louder than words and these three are a scream of fright.
There are a few from Collegeville and Ben Cooper that outshine even todays ready to wear cloth Halloween costumes. Today many children have the luxury of wearing their Halloween costumes throughout the year because these outfits are sold in the toy aisle. The following are my top three costumes that as a child I would have worn all year. Spider-Man is a given and this costume was as close as you were ever going to get outside of someone sewing you one. Chewbacca may have been the hardest costume to do with all that hair but here is a great costume and the tallest kid in the group could have ruled as the Wookie. The rebel pilot Luke Skywalker flight suit costume is perfect. Wearing this would have made any cardboard box an X-Wing.
The last one I ever got before my parents started making costumes was Darth Vader. I didnt have a costume for my school Halloween parade one day and my Dad made an emergency trip to the store and brought me a new costume. I had no idea what I was going to be until I received this brown paper bag from the schools secretary. When I am opened the bag and saw that my Dad bought me a Darth Vader costume I was ecstatic. To top it all off I was the only Darth Vader at school that day. The numerous Wickets and Admiral Ackbars (see gallery) were pale in comparison to my Dark Lord of the Sith.
If you are looking to pick up any of these great costumes I suggest eBay or a site called the Goblinhaus . These costumes are not only a great window into why people dress up at conventions but what also inspired our imaginations as children. Dawn of the Dead action figures: Do you recognize these toys? That is clearly Flyboy (front left) from George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead . I need some help because I am having trouble locking down a year and manufacturer for these yard sale gems. When I do a Google search I only get their modern incarnations. Now there is a Tom Savini figure in this lot dressed as Blades (not pictured) but I cant find anything out about who, when and where they came from. The GI Joe DVD Battle Packs:
The good people at Hasbro have finally released some of the greatest GI Joe toys from their animated series. The M.A.S.S. Device and the Weather Dominator are forever entrenched in GI Joe TV mythology. Those two five part episodes were must see TV when I was kid. Surprisingly, they still hold up, outside of the fact that practically no one gets hurt. These Battle Packs also have figures unique to their DVDs. Snake Eyes from the M.A.S.S. Device pack with the radioactive crystals has to be my favorite (lower left hand corner). Yet a Lady Jaye (top left corner) without a baseball cap on is long overdue. RETRO Toy Commercial of the week:
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